On his blog, Drew passed along news of an interesting web site that he heard about from his friend, Lisa. On this site, you paste in your own writing, be it fiction, nonfiction, a blog post, whatever! It runs your text ever-so-speedily through a magical analytical process, and out pops what famous writer you write like.
This is fascinating of course, because it is just like examining your navel except that someone is doing it with you and giving you compliments while doing so.
So I entered the last chapter of my first mystery, Character-Driven. Ta Da! I write like Stephen King. Not bad. Millions of readers. Millions of dollars. I was going for Janet Evanovich, but I’ll take Steve.
Feverish, I enter the first chapter of my new book, In Scene. Amazing! I write like David Foster Wallace. True, he’s dead, but everyone agrees he’s a genius.
But what about my blog? I paste in the post about how nobody’s commenting on my blog. That, evidently, is William Gibson. William Gibson. Doesn’t he write kind of science-fictiony-suspensy-stuff? How can I write like him? I don’t even read him.
I try again. I paste in the post about going to Selected Shorts in New York City and how star-struck I was to meet Isaiah Sheffer. Yep. William Gibson again.
In a fit of circularity, I am about to paste THIS VERY BLOG POST in. Wait for it.
Very good. It’s Arthur C. Clarke. Him I know. I was addicted to Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov and even moreso, Robert Heinlein, as a teenager. Perhaps I should be writing sci-fi.
So then I get tricky. I find William Gibson’s website. I click on a link that lets me read an excerpt of his book Pattern Recognition.* Who will it say William Gibson writes like? William Gibson?
Nope. David Foster Wallace.
My brain is starting to hurt.
*I know, I just realized that this is very spooky – the mystery algorithm picks William Gibson for me and I grab the first excerpt that pops up and the book is Pattern Recognition. Exactly what the I Write Like website is all about.
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I love it! I’m going to have to try that website.
That is really cool.